Then look no further than Degrassi Junior High. It's a babe-feast.
Eg. :
Wheels... like okay so he started out as some sickunt bass playin' awesome dude then he went downhill with his parents like dieing and shit so that sucks and his grandparents were well meaning but pretty dull. So like I guess you could take a shot at healing his wounds but be prepared for like 40 year old men trying to cut in on you and molest him on highways..so totally not cool
Are you a science-lovin' bookish gal? Here is the man for you..YICK! Don't be fooled by his 10 inch specs ..he can turn on the charm when he wants to. He could like take you to some Anime meeting or some shit and take you out for dumplings. He is so indie before it was even cool (dumplings n shit).
So if you're looking for a guy who is gonna drop acid at a concert and leave you to look after your baby you had when you were like 14 to go to see a band and fuck you over with your welfare here's your babe! He'll knock you up like a pro
Oh Rick. RICK! The b-b-bad boy of Degrassi Junior High. You'll most likely catch him smokin' in the boys room and cutting class, but come on guys he's had a tough upbringing and he lives in commissioner housing n' shit. He's like from the Canadian version of Broadmeadows or Franga so give him a break and find out that he's just a toughie with a soft centre.
Man, I can't count the amount of time bitch's have been all "mer mer I need a boy who is taller than me mer mer". Well ladies..here you go. Snake..rawor what a lanky bmx bandit. Okay so maybe later in life he'll get cancer (see:Degrassi Next Generation) but 'till he drops those follicles here's a guy who can dink you on his handle bars and take you to the latest Zit Remedy gig.
So maybe an oldaaaa guyyyyy is totes for you like omg you want a real man who can hold you at night with experience of the world. Well.. there's always your fave English teacher/future principal Mr Radditch.
And last, but definatley not least... the smooth talkin' Latino class clown.. Joey Jeremiah. I mean if you write out tragic personal ads that say "looking for a man with a sense of humour" then this guy definately has what you're looking for. When he pulls off a 360 on that fish tail skatey and winks at you, you know you've got a keeper. Just be careful when he asks to sing he's latest tune to you.. he'll "never give up".And for your next school social/formal/who gives a fuck... ZIT REMEDY!:
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