BOYS!

Honestly, they don't understand anything.
Girls, how to shower, manners, when to make the most of a moment, what to say, how to buy clothes (a boy in thongs with his toes all hairy? No thanks. The latest cotton on jumper? No thanks. -a leather jacket, a slicked back hairdo and a face to die for?yes please.)

I just wish sometimes boys would fall a little harder off thier skateboards and get some sense knocked into them.

If it takes a bruise or two on their pretty face because i have to wack some brains into thier face with my babe hammer, so be it.