Wait till we wed...

He designs his own costumes AND thinks he's gonna live forEVUH

be mine

(actually, plz don't.)



his webstie-

www.pixyland.org/peterpan

Not now chief, I'm in the fuckin' zone

Exceeding your download limit with Youtube is the 'sa-da-tay'...

Look, if you were a Countdown-lovin' Aussie teen in the 80s as if you wouldn't have loved this band... it'd be like Aaron Carter for alt types or something..




Veni Vidi Vbe mine




You sexy Jew, slap a souva on me face and call me Jerry plz!


An arty wank fest of a video but that singer..RAYOWR

Make out make up

So in these days of emos and bleurghy bleurghs scenesters etc. makeup is a bit of a no goer. But when it's a dress up occasion or gore fest themed soiree, GO ALL OUT!
boys, when you look like zombies.. my heart goes BOOM!
So if you want to theme your 18 as a spooky thang PLZ do it so you can sink your fake vampire teeth into my neck (ew actually) and smear pale makeup all over my face (ew again but still!)

Degrassi Junior High

Need a date for those lonely nights? Looking for love in all the wrong places?
Then look no further than Degrassi Junior High. It's a babe-feast.



Eg. :

Wheels... like okay so he started out as some sickunt bass playin' awesome dude then he went downhill with his parents like dieing and shit so that sucks and his grandparents were well meaning but pretty dull. So like I guess you could take a shot at healing his wounds but be prepared for like 40 year old men trying to cut in on you and molest him on highways..so totally not cool



Are you a science-lovin' bookish gal? Here is the man for you..YICK! Don't be fooled by his 10 inch specs ..he can turn on the charm when he wants to. He could like take you to some Anime meeting or some shit and take you out for dumplings. He is so indie before it was even cool (dumplings n shit).

So if you're looking for a guy who is gonna drop acid at a concert and leave you to look after your baby you had when you were like 14 to go to see a band and fuck you over with your welfare here's your babe! He'll knock you up like a pro



Oh Rick. RICK! The b-b-bad boy of Degrassi Junior High. You'll most likely catch him smokin' in the boys room and cutting class, but come on guys he's had a tough upbringing and he lives in commissioner housing n' shit. He's like from the Canadian version of Broadmeadows or Franga so give him a break and find out that he's just a toughie with a soft centre.




Man, I can't count the amount of time bitch's have been all "mer mer I need a boy who is taller than me mer mer". Well ladies..here you go. Snake..rawor what a lanky bmx bandit. Okay so maybe later in life he'll get cancer (see:Degrassi Next Generation) but 'till he drops those follicles here's a guy who can dink you on his handle bars and take you to the latest Zit Remedy gig.

So maybe an oldaaaa guyyyyy is totes for you like omg you want a real man who can hold you at night with experience of the world. Well.. there's always your fave English teacher/future principal Mr Radditch.


And last, but definatley not least... the smooth talkin' Latino class clown.. Joey Jeremiah. I mean if you write out tragic personal ads that say "looking for a man with a sense of humour" then this guy definately has what you're looking for. When he pulls off a 360 on that fish tail skatey and winks at you, you know you've got a keeper. Just be careful when he asks to sing he's latest tune to you.. he'll "never give up".



And for your next school social/formal/who gives a fuck... ZIT REMEDY!:

Irrelevant BUT!

My half mid year resolutions

• Try to exercise... running home from the bustop a whole total 50 metres will do no good and feeling like your about to cough up both lungs is not a good sign.


• Stop smoking i have one freaking orange finger! GROSS NICOTINE I HATE YOU.


• Stop eating the following...


• Mi goreng raw for breakfast


• The most buttered toast you could imagine


• 2 medium Slurpee's a day


• 2 iced coffees and yes


• Get to the Dr.s and get some bloody antibiotics srly I'm a walking Flem machine about to project at anytime.


• Eat some fresh food apart from the sushi i had today which was probably like not even tuna probably mashed up human with some crap at life fish so thanks you Asian bitches at the sushi store I'm onto you.

Become Alice dellal...

Bizarre Love Triangle

Who would you choose?
The kooky, lovable Ducky or the rich and handsome and amazing and babedest guy in school that makes your heart go BOOM when you're around him?
Molly Ringwald, you made the right choice. Now..to kill you and work on my time machine and be transported to the dayz of BLAINE (swoons)

"Cos i really wanna be with you forever..."

That's all i can say about Cole Alexander...

truly the love of babe crush life.

Now there is speculation that he could be gay.... but like i know way too many boys that kiss other boys that are not gay... or they could all just be in denial ...

But I'm trying not to think about that.

Cole Alexander makes my heart beat two forty six and his in zee best great band the Black lips, which freak musicians!

I think that if we ever met i would cover myself in super glue run in to him head on have to go to the hospital and get "disconnected" and then he would realised his life was much better with me being attached to him.

That Husky voiced god, can put his "dirty hands" on me anytime!

Too late.

To people that cant get over things that were worth getting obsessed with ages ago.
GET OVER IT.
OK example....
Edie Sedgwick physconess passed like 2 years ago but no one caught on till last year
now I'm sick of seeing fucking pictures of Edie Sedgwick on your myspace
like " oh my good god.... HOW GOOD WAS FACTORY GIRL"
fuck you it was the shittest fucking movie i have ever seen in my life.
i want to kill sienna miller for it..
And thanks to all you stupid whores ...people that actually genuinely like her and Andy
you made it UNLIKABLE for all of us because we feel just like you if we mentioned it or fucking had it all over our face like a bad rash.
Its like when i found out That in Europe all dirty bogans wear fake Burberry like WTF it just kills it completely... but thank god Burberry is still great.
Same with seeing a euro trash could/would be prostitute granny wearing a pair of fake Chanel heels ... makes you want to vomit.
So go die
and ill laugh at your funeral.

Lifelong crusher

I was thinking about all the babes I used to froth at the mouth over when I was a preteen little hellraising pyschotic sparkle obsessed barbie loving girly girl menace to society haha and I thought I'd get some pictures to go through my evolving crush-o-meter and WTF was I thinking really haha:

The badboy of Heartbreak High...the bladen', rebellious eyebrow ringed cool dude known as Drazic. Oh you were the reason I watched ABC Kids 'till 5.30 baby.


Oh Eddie Furlong... It's a shame your a drug fucked noseless creep now..but back in the day I totally would've versed you in video games and helped you fight pricks with yr mum and terminating friend. We could have listened to Public Enemy together tooooo!



Oh Scott, your spikey 'do and shy demeanour always made you stand out from the rest of 5ive. You were often up the back but you SOOOO should've been lead vox not Abs or Jay !



Oh Beau Brady, the amount of Dolly Magazines I'd ask my mum to buy for me just to find a poster of you to tack up onto my wall and kiss I mean just look at.




Ooh Marc from Empire Records. He was such a goof-ball (giggles).
Marc your crazy antics they did things to me...listening to metal in the morning to peeve off Gina (your such a funny cutey), eating Eddy's hash brownies, dancing with old women, kissing walls and rocking the fuck out. I wanted to jump into my tv screen when I put that worn old Empire Records VHS in the machine, I won't lie to you.


Tom... my fave member of Blink 182. Yeah I totally would tell people that I totally knew about you guys when you released Buddha or whatever that album was called no one cares about even though I didn't even own it....
Yeah, I had a Blink 182 teeshirt with you guys shirtless on it that I would wear all the time and I'd fold it really carefully when I put it in my wardrobe so I didn't crease your pretty face...
But then you had to go all emo on me but that doesn't matter 'cause I was totally over you guys then anyway.


What a trip down memory lane!

Science of (you being in my) Sleep

No,no Gael, kick emaciated Charlotte Gainsbourg off your horsey and put me on the saddle you Mexican studddddddddddddd

A how to!

How to identify a moron:

Step 1. Assess if they are wearing thick rimmed glasses
Step 2. Poke them where the lenses should be and discover there is none to be found

You now have the power to pick a trendy, unoriginal idiot!

Bitch.com

Why oh why is it when im in Smellbourne "the place to be"
That every store you basically walk into everyones a high class bitch
Like you work in retail your customer service you should be SMILING!!
The type of assistants that make you feel fat whilst trying on something and there all like
" ohhhh we dont have that size" in some really mean voice.
Like wtf i hate them all ...well not all i love the babes and the people that actually care and do their job well but to everyone else who smirks and just looks at themselves in the mirror all day and puts down people to their co-workers when your still in the shop...
HELLO DO THAT AFTER I LEAVE!

Babeness of this lifetime will tear us apart

I watched Control on the weekend.
Everyone had hyped this movie to the shit and lately who ISN'T riding the dick of Joy Division
and frankly it was pretty dull
BUT
the actor who played Curtis, Sam Riley... ONE HUNK OF A SPUNK

mayun
I was like dude i can't be bothered listening to this "tortured soul" crap I just want to jump into my tv and mack this hawt-e
So here's a little Sam action:




"You stupid whore, buzz off..see that wedding ring? I'm married to MAC!"

(L)

To all future crushez:
This is a Ferris Wheel. Use it.

"Im gunna be a supermodel"

And the one person i would want to be photographed by is Matt Irwin!
So looksie at these photos moooove to London and stalk.

to see more awesomeness- http://www.myspace.com/lesscommonmoresense

Doo wah diddy!

Babes singing about bad boys on motorbikes!
Amazing hairdos!
Amazing matching outfits!

Girl Groups!!!!


Shangri Las-Out In The Streets (mp3)


The Crystals-Then He Kissed Me (mp3)

Hate of my day pt.1

• Cutting freakin onions at work i mean whats the point of EVEN wearing mascara!
• Cuddly vomit couples everywhere i turn they obviously never know how to tone down the p.d.o.a
• Winter.. enough said.
• Cleaning my room and i haven't even gotten to it yet and I'm dreading it majorly
• Brat school kids... i was one of them once, but being on the bus with them and hearing conversations like - ' oMg i Cant belive i didnt get caught stealing from priceline.. hehehe ohhh i got go sooo drunk off 2 cruisers on the weekend" and then I remeber my conversations were alot smarter like " I cant believe she kissed him!!" haha well not alot smarter.
• People listening to their shit music loud on their phone, fucking buy an ipod. I don't want to hear pussycat dolls or Chris brown EVER again.
• Phone breaking whenever it feels like it .. technology sucks.
• Not having a car.
• Not having my L's
• Not having my P's

Boogie nighhtzzzz

It's alright everybody, this song will heal all disco wounds!

Hitler's a dick

Essays are pretty shit too.
To get me through shitty essay writing there's nothing better than using Stumble!
It's some rad thing you can put in your internet toolbar and it picks sites at random to view depending on the interests you put in when you install it.
Geddit, it's cool

Haaaaair

I'm a fiend when I get a pair of scissors in my hand. I chop at my fringe and then I decide to hack at the rest. The cut looks good for about an hour until I realised the scissors I used were as good as the crinkly ones they use on play school and now my head is an uneven prickle factory.
A word of warning: STAY AWAY FROM SCISSORS
Go to a hairdresser who charges way too much and presses their boobs against your face and talks about thier stupid new apartment and dog with you. Either that or get a talented friend to do it or something.
Otherwise you could end up like our friend from The Human League here.

Cut it out

"Earthlings! bow down to our bad haircuts and shitty new album!"

Pyschotron

TOOO FUNNY!

"YOUR WILDEST DREAMS HAVE COME TRUE"

Tyra Banks flips her shit over her 'eye and anything' cream

Oh wow

I know the show skins is into the second season and most people are digging it madly!

But I just want to overload you all a little bit more.

First of all I could give away the 2nd season ending, but hey I'm not that mean and that would be just too funny and the last episode has a crap ending anyways.

So here's a bitch or a laugh about all the characters

Michelle-

The whore that cant keep her top on for more the 1 episode and whom we would hate but love to have her as a best friend, just keep the bf away and actually any male you know that you don’t want to be corrupted by her ‘shaggable” looking ways.

Cassie- oh wow.
If only we could all pull off the dazed and confused look as well as she does, and be as anorexic.

Tony- the now half sorta retard, ditch the freakin crappy polo shirts I'm sick of seeing your shit fringe and not long enough pants gracing my television screen.

Sid- That beanie those glasses get rid of !

Jal- Clarinets are super boring and so is classical music unless you feel like chilling the fuck out and drinking tea and discussing English lit.

Chris- Wack attack outfits more colour then a rainbow

Anwar- Hugh Grant?

Sketch- jump off a bridge already and get a new English accent and face.

Maxxie- D.A.N.C.E

Effy - The little sister i always wanted

In conclusion it is the British OC a less rich version but a little bit more real

And i think everyone now has a lifelong dream from now on to throw an amazin skins party!

Ah life seems boring compared to the show...

So kick up some controversy and have sex with a teacher?

haha

Send me to prison!

Dear judge and jury,
I am guilty of:

• Watching Two and A Half Men (oh God why!)
• Flicking to the clubbing section of Beat mag to suss the babes
• Reading the Here's Looking At You in the Mx and nothing else secretly thinking hey maybe one day someone will describe me! (Come on, I know you do that too)
  
• Eating tomatoes like apples
• Using too much power to heat my room hence I am not saving the planet
• Drinking slurpees on the coldest day of the year
  
• Dancing in my room to Madonna (fuck that I don't feel one bit guilty for that)

Gimme shelter.. from those puckers!

"hello deary, kissy kissy do you like these lips?
oh sorry they lost thier sexiness in the late 60s but I can still groove baby yeah I get down.."

Fuck em at the disco

taking all your time slooowwww...

Patience is a thing, i will never ever ever have.

So like someone pretty please buy/give/make these pants for me before i kidnap a pack of slave sewers and get them to make me a pair of these eye catchers.

Knock Knock

"Hey Mac, it's Richard.. just here to make out with you and eat snap and crackle bars with you"

The crash

Who needs a real man?
I have a cartoon called Kavinsky and he is French, amazing and he drives a Testarossa,
OH BABY

Boys of the world unite and watch these videos in a lesson in romance. Study them till your eyes bleed and then dance with me at a Sonic Youth concert or kiss me in a super 8 daze plz
kthxbai.

First up, Graveyard Girl by M83



Ooh it's just 'puppy love' ...geddit?


Homecoming by The Teenagers

What is there to say! This is French/English via Miami amazing seduction at it's best




Lazy Eye by Silversun Pickups




Is it a boy? Is it a girl, no it's a BABE of my life

As if they didn't make out when his pissy acne friends went away

Dirty Boots by Sonic Youth

Who doesn't wanna jump onstage with a cute girl/boy and kiss thier brains out behind Sonic Youth!!!

Did you have a brain tumor for breakfast?

Seriously want a good teen movie ?

HEATHERS go rent that shit out or buy it... actually they don't sell it in Australia so like do what i did once and watch it over you tube.

Not the best Cinema quality but you will get through,
Think of the movie as a late 80's Mean girls with a touch of killer and bad ass quotes

As good as drop dead gorgeous.. (another movie you should see if you haven't)

OK!

Also Winona Ryder future clepto is great in the movie and reminds me of myself these days minus the shoulder pads and bf and a killer way of life and being American

but we totally relate!

Also as i mentioned in an earlier post CHRISTIAN SLATER he is the typical slick rebel.

i mean the hair the motorbike, he smokes he drinks, he kills ?

enough said GO FUCKING WATCH IT NOW.

Ohhhh some quotes to keep you alive because your so lame until you have seen it...

"God had cursed me I think. The last guy I had sex with killed himself the next day. I'm failing math. I was supposed to be cheer leading captain...

"Well, fuck me gently with a chainsaw. Do I look like Mother Theresa? "

Ow baby

Harmony Korine & Surkin, I'm not really like a kinky kind of person but please come to Melbourne throw me on the ground and love me like crazy