As I dealt with the 'blue monday shade' fudge haired freaks and shirtless nonces at Big Day Out, one thing saved me...
a crush, DUH
So, I dunno if you read blogz and like every Australian music press or if you've been living under a swamp rock (lol) but Gareth Liddiard is the lead singer of critic's wet dream band The Drones.
The Drones make radical music but if I was here to talk about music and not crushes I would be dead or something so lets get back to business.
So there was always that guy who sat up the back of your English class and he had scraggly hair and like crazy eyes and stuff but guess what, he filled out nicely and got some killer facialz hair and his eyes got darker and overnight he turned into the crushable killer but instead of killing people he wrote all this amazing acclaimed music with his band and they were still completely humble and badass.
So I guess its a shame his shitty life partner plays bass in The Drones and has crappy hair and her pits are like hairier than my butt but hey what can you do.
Anyway,
Gareth on stage is like some snarling hottie to trottie so like OMG crush of the week.com
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