So Ajax is a bit of a pee-da-phile hangin' around the kiddies bang ganging and stuff but I can't help thinking he is one fine piece-a-ass. Maybe its cause he kinda looks like an Italian uncle who drives a Holden and he pulls out his num chux for the kids at the family Tomato cookup and they think he's a fag but they're stilll kinda impressed.
Maybe it's because he looks like a baben P.E teacher on MDMA or something with a moustache and it's like my highschool urges or some shit but honey he makes my heart flutter. Or maybe it's because he looks like that guy from M*A*S*H who is also kind of a babe back in his heyday, listen mate I don't know all I know is that if all it takes is a bit of Amyl and some Lights sounds and dance to make him mine, I'm sorted.
Going -on-40 yr olds, oh baby.
Newest crush.
4 comments:
yes a trip to london with him for sure.
i hate you dumb bitches, i will never get the time i spend reading this fucking blog back.
glad to steal your time, sugar ;)
i love your blog, it always makes me laugh :D
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