Schwastzermannnnnnnnny

wtf havent i already posted about love of my life 563

Jason Schwartzman...while his not the most sexiest person on the planet he sure has the cuteness to match with a kitten.

Born to crush (not lose, duh)

Okay so my last few posts have been sissy electro themed so I figured I need to man up a bit, grow a dick and post some tough babe pix for yr eyes to get back to thier "origzz lyke punk rawk or some otha tuff shit"

here you go honey-babies:

Scrubba a dubb

So Ajax is a bit of a pee-da-phile hangin' around the kiddies bang ganging and stuff but I can't help thinking he is one fine piece-a-ass. Maybe its cause he kinda looks like an Italian uncle who drives a Holden and he pulls out his num chux for the kids at the family Tomato cookup and they think he's a fag but they're stilll kinda impressed.
Maybe it's because he looks like a baben P.E teacher on MDMA or something with a moustache and it's like my highschool urges or some shit but honey he makes my heart flutter. Or maybe it's because he looks like that guy from M*A*S*H who is also kind of a babe back in his heyday, listen mate I don't know all I know is that if all it takes is a bit of Amyl and some Lights sounds and dance to make him mine, I'm sorted.
Going -on-40 yr olds, oh baby.
Newest crush.

Ed I'd banger.

So Busy P is sitting in his office and he's thinking
"Hrmm, so wee wee everyone on our label must be a babe wee wee". So he rings up Uffie and he's like, "ello ello Uffie you are a ot chick come and be on my label"
and then he's like "ello Sebastian, it's me Busy P, you are one fine momma so come and be on my label"...and then the record label of my babetronica population so many babes was born
etc etc.
Fuck awf fanboy , Sebastian is mine.

my so called life.....

WITH JORDAN CATALANO

yes yes yes marry marry

Jared Leto when he was young and not in like 30 seconds to mars wearing eyeliner or whatever his lame band is called.

Talk bout dream-a-thon babe in this tv series and of course bloody Claire dane kisses him the whole freakin show!

Eh

This 90's show displays the best of best of the grunge clothing and hair dos too, and it gets even better with drug overdoses over one pill , homeless people, GUNZ, and making out sess's in the boiler rooms. but no fun when it goes into the parents sex life..

In conclusion, its the perfect cliche teen angst show, a must watch in the dvd player for this season.

Be my embrace, honay

Okay so
Shaggy hair, check.
Mescaline addicted look, check.
Comical collab with a Mr Laurie Aznderson himself, check.
Buddhist beads or some shit around your neck, check.
Collab with LadyNicks or whatever the fuck her name is,check.
Wack looking face that resembles a character from The Dark Crystal, check.
No shirt, check.
Baby, jokes aside...you're a dreamboat.

Everyone's a dj

Oh honey you can be one too

The totez crushable killer

Okay so replace those craphole fans' faces with me and you have a match made in heaven. Dude, i dont give a whodini if Dexter is a serial killuh he is one fine momma.
Me and him could be like in love and ill convince him to turn his power of killing into a power of crushing and he can crush on me.
(L)

Future BFs..

So I know all the things that make me like BOIZ LIKE OMG BoYz I mean but really when it all comes down to it.. all I want is a boy who is a mixture of each member of De La Soul.

Daisy hip hop, flower rap, hippie hop whatever the fuck you want to call thier early stuff it is the best shit going round
so here is some De La action and more reasons to love them:

Eye Know


This song is more beautiful than any 'love' song I've ever heard. It is honest and adorable and amazing. Fuck Barry Manilow, get De La Soul on the marry me case!

"about those other Jennys I reckoned with
Lost them all like a homework excuse
This time the Magic Number is two
'Cause it takes two, not three, to seduce"




THAT HAIR! THE CLOTHES (L)



A meeny meeny meeny meena what a collab!

So to all future babes...please have a rad hairdo and a cool necklace and know how to rap and just be amazing kthnxbai

Trendular

What ISN'T a trend these days.
People have taken 'acceptance' to a whole new level. I don't mean trying to gain friends...I'm talkin' trying to gain coolsie points.

It is worrying that being trendy has reached the worst point possible.. beastiality. No I'm kidding but it's kind of similar.
All of a sudden it is so wickedcool to be besties with your cat/dog/rat whatever. Myspaces everywhere are littered with pics of people cuddling their WACKY cats. Dude, just because you love your pet.. that doesn't make you totally cutesy and guarantee you a 4 page spread in the next issue of Vice. OKAY we get it! You have a bond with your animal. Maybe your cat reads your bulletins and comments on how good your new American Apparel sweater is ? Sure, I have had pets and I've loved them but I have never uploaded a pic of me and "mittens" being the best of chums.
umm wash your hands and wipe the cat hair off your brains and leave the coolsie bullshit alone, people.

Maww

ID GO THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD! ID GO THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD JUST TO FIND HER


i would go the whole wide world for this song.


And Chromeo, but Chromeo are coming to Melbourne just for me.
So
life r00lz 4evuh

but download this song it is TOO good

Wreckless Eric-Whole Wide World (just right click and save link as)

Wherever the day takes you!

Talk bout de nineties studs

"No parents, no rules" the movies tagline

WHAT I WOULD DO to hang out with these mungin's under a highway bridge!

Badassin babe-a-thon sorta,

with a homeless drug touch.

Now Balthazar getty is A foul sienna kisser these days but in this movie he was a idiot gun holder with a squeaky voice,whats not to love!