Something about everything

Nail it (me) down

2009-01-27T05:02:00.000-08:00

(My man in the hoodie)
As I dealt with the 'blue monday shade' fudge haired freaks and shirtless nonces at Big Day Out, one thing saved me...

a crush, DUH

So, I dunno if you read blogz and like every Australian music press or if you've been living under a swamp rock (lol) but Gareth Liddiard is the lead singer of critic's wet dream band The Drones.

The Drones make radical music but if I was here to talk about music and not crushes I would be dead or something so lets get back to business.

So there was always that guy who sat up the back of your English class and he had scraggly hair and like crazy eyes and stuff but guess what, he filled out nicely and got some killer facialz hair and his eyes got darker and overnight he turned into the crushable killer but instead of killing people he wrote all this amazing acclaimed music with his band and they were still completely humble and badass.

So I guess its a shame his shitty life partner plays bass in The Drones and has crappy hair and her pits are like hairier than my butt but hey what can you do.

Anyway,

Gareth on stage is like some snarling hottie to trottie so like OMG crush of the week.com

The ultimate postcode

2009-01-18T20:27:00.000-08:00

Beverly Hillz, 90210.
I'm not talking your shitty remake with anno bitches and stupid rehashing of characters.. I am talkin' original series 1, 1990 boibay.
So these two twins Brenda and Brandon's dad (some accountant guy who is hairy and annoying) gets transfered to Beverly Hills from boring ol' Minneapolis. The twinz arrive in the post code /start school and they are like lets just gtfo of here and go back to snow town.
But then things start to shape up when Brenda gets involved with the popular clique and Brandon gets involved in the school paper and makes some matez.
So in sticking with the Something About Everything tradition here is a run down of the hotties and notties of West Beverly High

Numero uno
Brandon
Umm okay so if there was a boy who was 'down' with the bros, wrote for the school paper and also had a fulltime job at da Peach Pit I'd be like nigga you trippin.
BUT NO! Brandon aka the wonder babe aka virtuoso of my life aka Mr. Cool.
So he has trouble with girls and always picks the wrong ones like bitches who witness murders and crazy hippies who have like 60 year old husbands and don't forget miss Juno, the teen mum who wants to go to Harvard. Like hello ! You could have it so much better!! And I'm not talking Andrea the annoying bespectacled secret slappa (umm hello who offers themselve to a boy like on a diner table, total slut) I am talking me so just hit me up on the telephone and I'll come write for YOUR school paper honey bun.

Dylan
Okay so maybe you have abnormal frown lines in your head Luke Perry but swoon you are a total dream. Your so misunderstood and it gets me so hot! Like baby, you just gotta deal!
Your dad might be some fat cat whos into fraud and stuff but you still have an extremely cool thing goin on so don't let the old man bring you down. Of all the hot bitchez in the world you chose Brenda Walsh so that kind of makes me think a little less of you. Like when you were pumping her on prom night I can imagine you'd be like "Oh jesus why am I impregnating this bitch look at her shitty fringe".
So just go back into the waves and I'll meet you in there for a little "ridin".
But also I was reading about Luke Perry on Wiki and turns out now he's some shitty guy who has a collection of ballpoint pens or something so that kinda crushes dreamz.

Steve
The jock with the killer smile. Your like an ad for teeth whitener. Your hairs annoying.
Thats all I have to say really.

David
Okay so I never really got how you were in the same classes and went on vacations and stuff with the rest of the gang because I was under the impression your a freshman but like hey I'm not Vince Lombardi honey I don't know how the school system works k.
Anyway, you have the moves and a wack hairdo and an earring, its a wonder your not the pimp of my life.
Your grandparents are rly cool too like how many old people hold pool parties and have like unlimited cookies n cream ice cream, UMM NOT MANY!
Maybe if you weren't so pubescent and whiny voiced kinda shitty I would like you but I'm too busy catching waves with my man Dylan, sorry babes.

Schwastzermannnnnnnnny

2008-10-28T18:23:00.000-07:00

wtf havent i already posted about love of my life 563

Jason Schwartzman...while his not the most sexiest person on the planet he sure has the cuteness to match with a kitten.

Born to crush (not lose, duh)

2008-10-27T02:02:00.000-07:00

Okay so my last few posts have been sissy electro themed so I figured I need to man up a bit, grow a dick and post some tough babe pix for yr eyes to get back to thier "origzz lyke punk rawk or some otha tuff shit"

here you go honey-babies:

Scrubba a dubb

2008-10-27T01:52:00.000-07:00

So Ajax is a bit of a pee-da-phile hangin' around the kiddies bang ganging and stuff but I can't help thinking he is one fine piece-a-ass. Maybe its cause he kinda looks like an Italian uncle who drives a Holden and he pulls out his num chux for the kids at the family Tomato cookup and they think he's a fag but they're stilll kinda impressed.
Maybe it's because he looks like a baben P.E teacher on MDMA or something with a moustache and it's like my highschool urges or some shit but honey he makes my heart flutter. Or maybe it's because he looks like that guy from M*A*S*H who is also kind of a babe back in his heyday, listen mate I don't know all I know is that if all it takes is a bit of Amyl and some Lights sounds and dance to make him mine, I'm sorted.
Going -on-40 yr olds, oh baby.
Newest crush.

Ed I'd banger.

2008-10-25T23:37:00.000-07:00

So Busy P is sitting in his office and he's thinking
"Hrmm, so wee wee everyone on our label must be a babe wee wee". So he rings up Uffie and he's like, "ello ello Uffie you are a ot chick come and be on my label"
and then he's like "ello Sebastian, it's me Busy P, you are one fine momma so come and be on my label"...and then the record label of my babetronica population so many babes was born
etc etc.
Fuck awf fanboy , Sebastian is mine.

my so called life.....

2008-10-21T18:26:00.000-07:00

WITH JORDAN CATALANO

yes yes yes marry marry

Jared Leto when he was young and not in like 30 seconds to mars wearing eyeliner or whatever his lame band is called.

Talk bout dream-a-thon babe in this tv series and of course bloody Claire dane kisses him the whole freakin show!

This 90's show displays the best of best of the grunge clothing and hair dos too, and it gets even better with drug overdoses over one pill , homeless people, GUNZ, and making out sess's in the boiler rooms. but no fun when it goes into the parents sex life..

In conclusion, its the perfect cliche teen angst show, a must watch in the dvd player for this season.

Be my embrace, honay

2008-10-20T03:21:00.000-07:00

Okay so
Shaggy hair, check.
Mescaline addicted look, check.
Comical collab with a Mr Laurie Aznderson himself, check.
Buddhist beads or some shit around your neck, check.
Collab with LadyNicks or whatever the fuck her name is,check.
Wack looking face that resembles a character from The Dark Crystal, check.
No shirt, check.
Baby, jokes aside...you're a dreamboat.

Everyone's a dj

2008-10-20T02:59:00.001-07:00

Oh honey you can be one too

The totez crushable killer

2008-10-14T17:10:00.000-07:00

Okay so replace those craphole fans' faces with me and you have a match made in heaven. Dude, i dont give a whodini if Dexter is a serial killuh he is one fine momma.
Me and him could be like in love and ill convince him to turn his power of killing into a power of crushing and he can crush on me.
(L)

Future BFs..

2008-10-14T02:08:00.000-07:00

So I know all the things that make me like BOIZ LIKE OMG BoYz I mean but really when it all comes down to it.. all I want is a boy who is a mixture of each member of De La Soul.

Daisy hip hop, flower rap, hippie hop whatever the fuck you want to call thier early stuff it is the best shit going round
so here is some De La action and more reasons to love them:

Eye Know

This song is more beautiful than any 'love' song I've ever heard. It is honest and adorable and amazing. Fuck Barry Manilow, get De La Soul on the marry me case!

"about those other Jennys I reckoned with
Lost them all like a homework excuse
This time the Magic Number is two
'Cause it takes two, not three, to seduce"

THAT HAIR! THE CLOTHES (L)

A meeny meeny meeny meena what a collab!

So to all future babes...please have a rad hairdo and a cool necklace and know how to rap and just be amazing kthnxbai

Trendular

2008-10-14T01:32:00.000-07:00

What ISN'T a trend these days.
People have taken 'acceptance' to a whole new level. I don't mean trying to gain friends...I'm talkin' trying to gain coolsie points.

It is worrying that being trendy has reached the worst point possible.. beastiality. No I'm kidding but it's kind of similar.
All of a sudden it is so wickedcool to be besties with your cat/dog/rat whatever. Myspaces everywhere are littered with pics of people cuddling their WACKY cats. Dude, just because you love your pet.. that doesn't make you totally cutesy and guarantee you a 4 page spread in the next issue of Vice. OKAY we get it! You have a bond with your animal. Maybe your cat reads your bulletins and comments on how good your new American Apparel sweater is ? Sure, I have had pets and I've loved them but I have never uploaded a pic of me and "mittens" being the best of chums.
umm wash your hands and wipe the cat hair off your brains and leave the coolsie bullshit alone, people.

Maww

2008-10-04T09:36:00.000-07:00

ID GO THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD! ID GO THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD JUST TO FIND HER

i would go the whole wide world for this song.

And Chromeo, but Chromeo are coming to Melbourne just for me.
So
life r00lz 4evuh

but download this song it is TOO good

Wreckless Eric-Whole Wide World (just right click and save link as)

Wherever the day takes you!

2008-10-01T00:51:00.000-07:00

Talk bout de nineties studs

"No parents, no rules" the movies tagline

WHAT I WOULD DO to hang out with these mungin's under a highway bridge!

Badassin babe-a-thon sorta,

with a homeless drug touch.

Now Balthazar getty is A foul sienna kisser these days but in this movie he was a idiot gun holder with a squeaky voice,whats not to love!

Summer lovin',had me a blast

2008-09-30T03:57:00.000-07:00

It's summer. It's time to dance, mack, crush, flitter around
and what better soundtrack than this mix from Avalanches..!!
The first listen of this is like eating a really good cake, getting a back massage, orgasming and getting a heart palpitation all at the same time..
It's that good!

Avalanches-Gimix.mp3

Hey baby, he's Mr. Wraaaawng

2008-09-29T04:31:00.000-07:00

Mickey Avalon. The ex-junkie (or maybe current who the fuck knows), Jewdacious, hustlin' dudes for quaaludes Mickey Avaaaalawwwwn isn't your typical babe of the woods.
So why the fuck do I find him sexy and want to grab his dirty needle and pop it into my veins?
Pump it Mickey

Fire...(makeout)with me

2008-07-09T05:31:00.000-07:00

So Twin Peaks was some hell sleepy town till Laura got slaughtaaaaredddd and shit hit the fan.
But like in every town theres babes well maybe not in Ballarat but still so let's take a look at the masculine side of Twin Peaks ohhhh babay

Special Agent Dale Cooper:

He's handsome. He's smart he likez donutz and coffee omg you could like take him to Degraves then the state library and solve some crime but also become real evil and wonder where Annie is but in a scary way:

Bobby Briggs:

Oh Bawb, is it your baby face and smooth skin or just your leather jacket? You're a bit of a goofball but babaay you are one hot turkey... if only you and Audrey like macked on hardcore style I probs would've spontaneously combusted or some shit 'cause it'd be the hawtest shit of my life.

BOB:
Okay sorry this is a misprint..ARGH!
unless your a sadist who loves having the 'pants scared off you' ba doom tshhhh

James:

Okay so you're okay you're a bit too brawny for me but mate you're all muscle I like my men to have a little somen somen but you're alright if I need you to help me sort out some home-dwelling creep or like make a song with. But your voice is wack as okay and you should never have fucked that bitch who was a scammer.. dude not on like come on you have your pick of a Laura lookalike and Donna and you choose some old hag whos vag is probaly drooping to her ankles.. no thanks

Leo:

Soap on a rope hey babah? Well I prefer NO bruises but I spose you get your own like when you become a vegie n shit but then you go wacko but then its okay cause then you have like electric shocks from that jerk Wyndom but then I guess your greasy trucky ponytail might be some fucked up fantasy for a junkie bitch or something

Harry S. Truman:
While he's not canoodling with like azn gold diggen' hoez he's wearing annoying necklaces and being annoying. Steer clear.

Ed: Poor old Eddy havin' to choose between Norma and Nadine. Nadine is way more badass like in the words of the Beastie Boys "Shes got a gold tooth, yknow shes hardcore" but replace 'gold tooth' with eyepatch or somen. But Ed's real tall so I guess thats appealing or something

Ben Horne:

Like he loses his mind at one point but before that he's a swindlin' fat cat who never stops smokin' cigarz. You want the moneyz? Ben, baby. He's a gamblin' man.. he's one helluva lover (see Catherine that old saucy bitch) and he's one seedy dude (One Eyed Jacks) but hey if you want that boob job and yr own honeymoon suite, be my guest

Leland:
Jeepers if you like mackin yr dad or some shit this is okay but nah guyz.

Ol' Petey:
He might seem a bit slow but secretly this bloke is a smart cookie. He'll take you fishin' and you guys might even find a body

Dr. Jacoby:

So maybe you need some Karma Sutra lurvin or a little hynoptism... Dr Jacoby oh here he is ! But like plz be weary he still (l)s Laura n shit
Or maybe.. you're looking for something a little different:

Denise or Dennis:

Well you might get a suprise when you go for gold but honey this is one DY-NO-MITE ladayy or man or whatever the hell you want

AND FOR THE FELLAS

Audrey Horne. Va voooom.

Partime loverrrrrrrrrrr

2008-07-05T07:38:00.000-07:00

The babe from The Doc Martens ads
im hunting you down
yesah i have spent like 2 hours on the internet searching for you
and still no hope.
All i know that your name is Sean
whyyyyyyyyyyy the freak are you impossible to find!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wait till we wed...

2008-06-22T01:39:00.000-07:00

He designs his own costumes AND thinks he's gonna live forEVUH

be mine

(actually, plz don't.)

his webstie-

www.pixyland.org/peterpan

Not now chief, I'm in the fuckin' zone

2008-06-18T03:50:00.000-07:00

Exceeding your download limit with Youtube is the 'sa-da-tay'...

Look, if you were a Countdown-lovin' Aussie teen in the 80s as if you wouldn't have loved this band... it'd be like Aaron Carter for alt types or something..

Veni Vidi Vbe mine

You sexy Jew, slap a souva on me face and call me Jerry plz!

An arty wank fest of a video but that singer..RAYOWR

Make out make up

2008-06-16T02:36:00.000-07:00

So in these days of emos and bleurghy bleurghs scenesters etc. makeup is a bit of a no goer. But when it's a dress up occasion or gore fest themed soiree, GO ALL OUT!
boys, when you look like zombies.. my heart goes BOOM!
So if you want to theme your 18 as a spooky thang PLZ do it so you can sink your fake vampire teeth into my neck (ew actually) and smear pale makeup all over my face (ew again but still!)

Degrassi Junior High

2008-06-15T04:20:00.000-07:00

Need a date for those lonely nights? Looking for love in all the wrong places?
Then look no further than Degrassi Junior High. It's a babe-feast.

Eg. :

Wheels... like okay so he started out as some sickunt bass playin' awesome dude then he went downhill with his parents like dieing and shit so that sucks and his grandparents were well meaning but pretty dull. So like I guess you could take a shot at healing his wounds but be prepared for like 40 year old men trying to cut in on you and molest him on highways..so totally not cool

Are you a science-lovin' bookish gal? Here is the man for you..YICK! Don't be fooled by his 10 inch specs ..he can turn on the charm when he wants to. He could like take you to some Anime meeting or some shit and take you out for dumplings. He is so indie before it was even cool (dumplings n shit).

So if you're looking for a guy who is gonna drop acid at a concert and leave you to look after your baby you had when you were like 14 to go to see a band and fuck you over with your welfare here's your babe! He'll knock you up like a pro

Oh Rick. RICK! The b-b-bad boy of Degrassi Junior High. You'll most likely catch him smokin' in the boys room and cutting class, but come on guys he's had a tough upbringing and he lives in commissioner housing n' shit. He's like from the Canadian version of Broadmeadows or Franga so give him a break and find out that he's just a toughie with a soft centre.

Man, I can't count the amount of time bitch's have been all "mer mer I need a boy who is taller than me mer mer". Well ladies..here you go. Snake..rawor what a lanky bmx bandit. Okay so maybe later in life he'll get cancer (see:Degrassi Next Generation) but 'till he drops those follicles here's a guy who can dink you on his handle bars and take you to the latest Zit Remedy gig.

So maybe an oldaaaa guyyyyy is totes for you like omg you want a real man who can hold you at night with experience of the world. Well.. there's always your fave English teacher/future principal Mr Radditch.

And last, but definatley not least... the smooth talkin' Latino class clown.. Joey Jeremiah. I mean if you write out tragic personal ads that say "looking for a man with a sense of humour" then this guy definately has what you're looking for. When he pulls off a 360 on that fish tail skatey and winks at you, you know you've got a keeper. Just be careful when he asks to sing he's latest tune to you.. he'll "never give up".

And for your next school social/formal/who gives a fuck... ZIT REMEDY!:

Irrelevant BUT!

2008-06-12T22:31:00.000-07:00

My half mid year resolutions

Try to exercise... running home from the bustop a whole total 50 metres will do no good and feeling like your about to cough up both lungs is not a good sign.

Stop smoking i have one freaking orange finger! GROSS NICOTINE I HATE YOU.

Stop eating the following...

Mi goreng raw for breakfast

The most buttered toast you could imagine

2 medium Slurpee's a day

2 iced coffees and yes

Get to the Dr.s and get some bloody antibiotics srly I'm a walking Flem machine about to project at anytime.

Eat some fresh food apart from the sushi i had today which was probably like not even tuna probably mashed up human with some crap at life fish so thanks you Asian bitches at the sushi store I'm onto you.

Become Alice dellal...

Bizarre Love Triangle

2008-06-12T20:04:00.001-07:00

Who would you choose?
The kooky, lovable Ducky or the rich and handsome and amazing and babedest guy in school that makes your heart go BOOM when you're around him?
Molly Ringwald, you made the right choice. Now..to kill you and work on my time machine and be transported to the dayz of BLAINE (swoons)

"Cos i really wanna be with you forever..."

2008-06-12T17:12:00.000-07:00

That's all i can say about Cole Alexander...

truly the love of babe crush life.

Now there is speculation that he could be gay.... but like i know way too many boys that kiss other boys that are not gay... or they could all just be in denial ...

But I'm trying not to think about that.

Cole Alexander makes my heart beat two forty six and his in zee best great band the Black lips, which freak musicians!

I think that if we ever met i would cover myself in super glue run in to him head on have to go to the hospital and get "disconnected" and then he would realised his life was much better with me being attached to him.

That Husky voiced god, can put his "dirty hands" on me anytime!

Too late.

2008-06-12T04:05:00.000-07:00

To people that cant get over things that were worth getting obsessed with ages ago.
GET OVER IT.
OK example....
Edie Sedgwick physconess passed like 2 years ago but no one caught on till last year
now I'm sick of seeing fucking pictures of Edie Sedgwick on your myspace
like " oh my good god.... HOW GOOD WAS FACTORY GIRL"
fuck you it was the shittest fucking movie i have ever seen in my life.
i want to kill sienna miller for it..
And thanks to all you stupid whores ...people that actually genuinely like her and Andy
you made it UNLIKABLE for all of us because we feel just like you if we mentioned it or fucking had it all over our face like a bad rash.
Its like when i found out That in Europe all dirty bogans wear fake Burberry like WTF it just kills it completely... but thank god Burberry is still great.
Same with seeing a euro trash could/would be prostitute granny wearing a pair of fake Chanel heels ... makes you want to vomit.
So go die
and ill laugh at your funeral.

Lifelong crusher

2008-06-12T03:52:00.001-07:00

I was thinking about all the babes I used to froth at the mouth over when I was a preteen little hellraising pyschotic sparkle obsessed barbie loving girly girl menace to society haha and I thought I'd get some pictures to go through my evolving crush-o-meter and WTF was I thinking really haha:

The badboy of Heartbreak High...the bladen', rebellious eyebrow ringed cool dude known as Drazic. Oh you were the reason I watched ABC Kids 'till 5.30 baby.

Oh Eddie Furlong... It's a shame your a drug fucked noseless creep now..but back in the day I totally would've versed you in video games and helped you fight pricks with yr mum and terminating friend. We could have listened to Public Enemy together tooooo!

Oh Scott, your spikey 'do and shy demeanour always made you stand out from the rest of 5ive. You were often up the back but you SOOOO should've been lead vox not Abs or Jay !

Oh Beau Brady, the amount of Dolly Magazines I'd ask my mum to buy for me just to find a poster of you to tack up onto my wall and kiss I mean just look at.

Ooh Marc from Empire Records. He was such a goof-ball (giggles).
Marc your crazy antics they did things to me...listening to metal in the morning to peeve off Gina (your such a funny cutey), eating Eddy's hash brownies, dancing with old women, kissing walls and rocking the fuck out. I wanted to jump into my tv screen when I put that worn old Empire Records VHS in the machine, I won't lie to you.

Tom... my fave member of Blink 182. Yeah I totally would tell people that I totally knew about you guys when you released Buddha or whatever that album was called no one cares about even though I didn't even own it....
Yeah, I had a Blink 182 teeshirt with you guys shirtless on it that I would wear all the time and I'd fold it really carefully when I put it in my wardrobe so I didn't crease your pretty face...
But then you had to go all emo on me but that doesn't matter 'cause I was totally over you guys then anyway.

What a trip down memory lane!

Science of (you being in my) Sleep

2008-06-11T03:22:00.000-07:00

No,no Gael, kick emaciated Charlotte Gainsbourg off your horsey and put me on the saddle you Mexican studddddddddddddd

A how to!

2008-06-10T02:47:00.000-07:00

How to identify a moron:

Step 1. Assess if they are wearing thick rimmed glasses
Step 2. Poke them where the lenses should be and discover there is none to be found

You now have the power to pick a trendy, unoriginal idiot!

Bitch.com

2008-06-09T17:32:00.000-07:00

Why oh why is it when im in Smellbourne "the place to be"
That every store you basically walk into everyones a high class bitch
Like you work in retail your customer service you should be SMILING!!
The type of assistants that make you feel fat whilst trying on something and there all like
" ohhhh we dont have that size" in some really mean voice.
Like wtf i hate them all ...well not all i love the babes and the people that actually care and do their job well but to everyone else who smirks and just looks at themselves in the mirror all day and puts down people to their co-workers when your still in the shop...
HELLO DO THAT AFTER I LEAVE!

Babeness of this lifetime will tear us apart

2008-06-08T23:08:00.000-07:00

I watched Control on the weekend.
Everyone had hyped this movie to the shit and lately who ISN'T riding the dick of Joy Division
and frankly it was pretty dull
BUT
the actor who played Curtis, Sam Riley... ONE HUNK OF A SPUNK

mayun
I was like dude i can't be bothered listening to this "tortured soul" crap I just want to jump into my tv and mack this hawt-e
So here's a little Sam action:

"You stupid whore, buzz off..see that wedding ring? I'm married to MAC!"

(L)

2008-06-05T03:55:00.000-07:00

To all future crushez:
This is a Ferris Wheel. Use it.

"Im gunna be a supermodel"

2008-06-05T01:40:00.000-07:00

And the one person i would want to be photographed by is Matt Irwin!
So looksie at these photos moooove to London and stalk.

to see more awesomeness- http://www.myspace.com/lesscommonmoresense

Doo wah diddy!

2008-06-04T23:34:00.000-07:00

Babes singing about bad boys on motorbikes!
Amazing hairdos!
Amazing matching outfits!

Girl Groups!!!!

Shangri Las-Out In The Streets (mp3)

The Crystals-Then He Kissed Me (mp3)

Hate of my day pt.1

2008-06-04T22:54:00.000-07:00

Cutting freakin onions at work i mean whats the point of EVEN wearing mascara!
Cuddly vomit couples everywhere i turn they obviously never know how to tone down the p.d.o.a
Winter.. enough said.
Cleaning my room and i haven't even gotten to it yet and I'm dreading it majorly
Brat school kids... i was one of them once, but being on the bus with them and hearing conversations like - ' oMg i Cant belive i didnt get caught stealing from priceline.. hehehe ohhh i got go sooo drunk off 2 cruisers on the weekend" and then I remeber my conversations were alot smarter like " I cant believe she kissed him!!" haha well not alot smarter.
People listening to their shit music loud on their phone, fucking buy an ipod. I don't want to hear pussycat dolls or Chris brown EVER again.
Phone breaking whenever it feels like it .. technology sucks.
Not having a car.
Not having my L's
Not having my P's

Boogie nighhtzzzz

2008-06-04T15:53:00.001-07:00

It's alright everybody, this song will heal all disco wounds!

Hitler's a dick

2008-06-04T09:21:00.000-07:00

Essays are pretty shit too.
To get me through shitty essay writing there's nothing better than using Stumble!
It's some rad thing you can put in your internet toolbar and it picks sites at random to view depending on the interests you put in when you install it.
Geddit, it's cool

Haaaaair

2008-06-04T08:12:00.000-07:00

I'm a fiend when I get a pair of scissors in my hand. I chop at my fringe and then I decide to hack at the rest. The cut looks good for about an hour until I realised the scissors I used were as good as the crinkly ones they use on play school and now my head is an uneven prickle factory.
A word of warning: STAY AWAY FROM SCISSORS
Go to a hairdresser who charges way too much and presses their boobs against your face and talks about thier stupid new apartment and dog with you. Either that or get a talented friend to do it or something.
Otherwise you could end up like our friend from The Human League here.

Cut it out

2008-06-04T07:50:00.000-07:00

"Earthlings! bow down to our bad haircuts and shitty new album!"

Pyschotron

2008-06-04T07:33:00.000-07:00

TOOO FUNNY!

"YOUR WILDEST DREAMS HAVE COME TRUE"

Tyra Banks flips her shit over her 'eye and anything' cream

Oh wow

2008-06-04T07:04:00.000-07:00

I know the show skins is into the second season and most people are digging it madly!

But I just want to overload you all a little bit more.

First of all I could give away the 2nd season ending, but hey I'm not that mean and that would be just too funny and the last episode has a crap ending anyways.

So here's a bitch or a laugh about all the characters

Michelle-

The whore that cant keep her top on for more the 1 episode and whom we would hate but love to have her as a best friend, just keep the bf away and actually any male you know that you don’t want to be corrupted by her ‘shaggable” looking ways.

Cassie- oh wow.
If only we could all pull off the dazed and confused look as well as she does, and be as anorexic.

Tony- the now half sorta retard, ditch the freakin crappy polo shirts I'm sick of seeing your shit fringe and not long enough pants gracing my television screen.

Sid- That beanie those glasses get rid of !

Jal- Clarinets are super boring and so is classical music unless you feel like chilling the fuck out and drinking tea and discussing English lit.

Chris- Wack attack outfits more colour then a rainbow

Anwar- Hugh Grant?

Sketch- jump off a bridge already and get a new English accent and face.

Maxxie- D.A.N.C.E

Effy - The little sister i always wanted

In conclusion it is the British OC a less rich version but a little bit more real

And i think everyone now has a lifelong dream from now on to throw an amazin skins party!

Ah life seems boring compared to the show...

So kick up some controversy and have sex with a teacher?

haha

Send me to prison!

2008-06-04T06:44:00.000-07:00

Dear judge and jury,
I am guilty of:

Watching Two and A Half Men (oh God why!)
Flicking to the clubbing section of Beat mag to suss the babes
Reading the Here's Looking At You in the Mx and nothing else secretly thinking hey maybe one day someone will describe me! (Come on, I know you do that too)
Eating tomatoes like apples
Using too much power to heat my room hence I am not saving the planet
Drinking slurpees on the coldest day of the year
Dancing in my room to Madonna (fuck that I don't feel one bit guilty for that)

Gimme shelter.. from those puckers!

2008-06-04T06:42:00.000-07:00

"hello deary, kissy kissy do you like these lips?
oh sorry they lost thier sexiness in the late 60s but I can still groove baby yeah I get down.."

Fuck em at the disco

2008-06-04T06:40:00.001-07:00

taking all your time slooowwww...

Patience is a thing, i will never ever ever have.

So like someone pretty please buy/give/make these pants for me before i kidnap a pack of slave sewers and get them to make me a pair of these eye catchers.

Knock Knock

2008-06-04T06:40:00.000-07:00

"Hey Mac, it's Richard.. just here to make out with you and eat snap and crackle bars with you"

The crash

2008-06-04T06:35:00.000-07:00

Who needs a real man?
I have a cartoon called Kavinsky and he is French, amazing and he drives a Testarossa,
OH BABY

2008-06-04T06:07:00.000-07:00

Boys of the world unite and watch these videos in a lesson in romance. Study them till your eyes bleed and then dance with me at a Sonic Youth concert or kiss me in a super 8 daze plz
kthxbai.

First up, Graveyard Girl by M83

Ooh it's just 'puppy love' ...geddit?

Homecoming by The Teenagers

What is there to say! This is French/English via Miami amazing seduction at it's best

Lazy Eye by Silversun Pickups

Is it a boy? Is it a girl, no it's a BABE of my life

As if they didn't make out when his pissy acne friends went away

Dirty Boots by Sonic Youth

Who doesn't wanna jump onstage with a cute girl/boy and kiss thier brains out behind Sonic Youth!!!

Did you have a brain tumor for breakfast?

2008-06-04T06:06:00.000-07:00

Seriously want a good teen movie ?

HEATHERS go rent that shit out or buy it... actually they don't sell it in Australia so like do what i did once and watch it over you tube.

Not the best Cinema quality but you will get through,
Think of the movie as a late 80's Mean girls with a touch of killer and bad ass quotes

As good as drop dead gorgeous.. (another movie you should see if you haven't)

OK!

Also Winona Ryder future clepto is great in the movie and reminds me of myself these days minus the shoulder pads and bf and a killer way of life and being American

but we totally relate!

Also as i mentioned in an earlier post CHRISTIAN SLATER he is the typical slick rebel.

i mean the hair the motorbike, he smokes he drinks, he kills ?

enough said GO FUCKING WATCH IT NOW.

Ohhhh some quotes to keep you alive because your so lame until you have seen it...

"God had cursed me I think. The last guy I had sex with killed himself the next day. I'm failing math. I was supposed to be cheer leading captain...

"Well, fuck me gently with a chainsaw. Do I look like Mother Theresa? "

Ow baby

2008-06-04T05:55:00.000-07:00

Harmony Korine & Surkin, I'm not really like a kinky kind of person but please come to Melbourne throw me on the ground and love me like crazy

BOYS!

2008-06-04T05:39:00.000-07:00

Honestly, they don't understand anything.
Girls, how to shower, manners, when to make the most of a moment, what to say, how to buy clothes (a boy in thongs with his toes all hairy? No thanks. The latest cotton on jumper? No thanks. -a leather jacket, a slicked back hairdo and a face to die for?yes please.)

I just wish sometimes boys would fall a little harder off thier skateboards and get some sense knocked into them.

If it takes a bruise or two on their pretty face because i have to wack some brains into thier face with my babe hammer, so be it.

Young and dangerous

2008-06-04T04:05:00.000-07:00

There is something about male actors when they are younger.

Like how dreamy Leo and Johnny were, Christian Slater in Heathers ( pt from the voice) Edward Norton in fight club.. actually that was like 9 years ago but still, that's ages ago .

Ah i cant think of anyone else at the moment because I'm having mind block because cbf.

Back to where i was,

Many people say men get better with age.... I can only see a few people that do and you sorta have to be drop dead gorgeous when you were young, to be Ok when your old but anyways.

Why cant everyone just be young forever things would be so much more fun and no one would get depressed,wrinkly,mean and just old.

But NO,

life's crap and nothing lasts so fuck.

Look at these pictures and dream until this post ends.

hahaha

Minus Clare Danes

P.s Christian Slater looks like shit these days.

Rotten Peaches

2008-06-04T03:48:00.000-07:00

Lisp talking Peaches Geldof more like Smelldof is going out with no one other then
Faris Badwan aka Horrors front man aka babetron aka should be going out with mac or i aka he SHOULD NT be going out with peaches
OK enough of the aka -ing
Anyways what an idiot decision shes just a spoilt brat who thinks she diff from the pack and after they break up.. which I'm hoping is soon!!
I hope he does a dodgy British expected thing and blab about how crap and annoying she is, but somehow i don't think that would happen...
I can only wish.